Saturday, July 2, 2011

No Man's Land

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Egypt day 1: denied
I will try again tomorrow or the next day.
I'm now trying to get back into Israel - not sure what country I'm in right now - no mans land? I tell you what, it is gorgeous though. I'm on the beach of the Red Sea listening to time after time on the stereo here.  It's not a bad place to be stuck.
Found put border control does not like humor because:
A) the seriousness of the issue/atmosphere
B) they don't get the joke
C) I'm just not funny
D) all of the above.
Multiple choice questions can be tricky - I'm going with D.  No, A. No, D - final answer.
Israel security is good - for any of you that have ever know me, Israel now has you on file, and your phone number, email, the size of your pants, the bad decision you made that night in college you don't remember, an the one after that, and they know what you did last summer.
Shortly they will be reading this blog and I'm going in for a strip search - good thing these Israeli girls are very pretty. 

Okay So....Minnesota has no government? What up with the twins? Will there be Vikings? WTF is going on with MN!?

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